I'm quite smart thank you.
Then come up with more variations rather than a word that can be used to substitute for what, 20 different words? And can be applied universally?
There has to be some reason the word is blocked on national television. None of my Adventist friends openly swear in front of each other. I only do it if I'm real upset, like reallllllllll upset, or just feel like not having my own internal boundaries at the given moment.
I. Hate. Swearing.
I never enjoy doing it, and utterly hate when I do say it in the rare times I do.