Just to explain something, every time I look up staff requests I expect there to be legitimate staff requests. To find each request filled with spam is a letdown. They aren't meant for casual conversations, or joking. I was nice enough to hold back from issuing any type of warning to you.
You need to stop with the random posts. If you are bored, find something else to do, don't provide something no one else will be able to respond to. That's just it!